This guy’s face mask says whatever the hell he wants it to say

This guy's face mask says whatever the hell he wants it to say

Is your annoying neighbor outclassing you in the “keeping up with the Joneses” designer mask fight? Guess what? It’s time for you to socially TKO that witch with the new “You Name It Face Mask”.  This mask says whatever the hell you want it to say, when you want to say it.  If it said “Make America Great Again” on January 5th, not a problem, you can make it say “Impeach Trump” today.   That’s right, the you name it face mask is programmable to say what the f’ you want it to say, when the f’ you want to say it.  Don’t be confined with 2020 era one-slogan masks.   Don’t ever feel embarrassed again when you arrive for work in the city, realizing you only had your confederate flag mask in your car from last week’s QAnon rally.  Change on the fly.  Take a look below. Probably not an actual product, but it should be.