No Matter How You Look At It, Phil Murphy Lied About His Alien in the Attic

No Matter How You Look At It, Phil Murphy Lied About His Alien in the Attic

New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy has found himself in a self-inflicted mess, and it’s a classic case of a politician either tripping over his own tongue or deliberately spinning a tale that doesn’t hold up.

The controversy stems from comments he made during a February 1, 2025, interview with Blue Wave New Jersey, a progressive group, where he seemed to boast about housing an undocumented immigrant above his garage, daring federal agents with a smug, “Good luck to the feds coming in to try to get her.”

The statement lit a firestorm, drawing ire from conservatives, a promise of investigation from Trump’s border czar Tom Homan, and, eventually, a hasty walk-back from Murphy’s camp.

Now, we’re left with a simple question: is Phil Murphy a liar, or just a sloppy storyteller with a flair for the dramatic? Either way, he’s dug himself into a hole where the truth seems secondary to the optics.

Let’s break it down. Scenario one:

Murphy made it up. He tossed out this anecdote—about a woman in his “broader universe” whose immigration status was shaky—purely for effect, to flex his progressive credentials before a friendly audience. If that’s the case, he lied outright.

There was no immigrant, legal or otherwise, bunking above his garage in Middletown. His team’s later clarification, echoed in his February 6 comments to reporters in Washington, D.C., supports this angle: “Nobody ever came to my house. Nobody was ever coming to my house,” he insisted. The director of communications doubled down, claiming the individual was a legal resident who never moved in.

If true, Murphy’s initial bravado was a fabrication, a cheap attempt to play sanctuary-state superhero. That’s not just dishonest—it’s insulting to New Jerseyans who deserve a governor who doesn’t invent crises to burnish his image.

Scenario two:

He wasn’t lying at first, but he is now. Maybe there was someone—a real person, possibly undocumented—living above his garage when he spoke on February 1.

The defiant tone, the specificity of the location (“above our garage”), and the challenge to ICE suggest he might have been spilling a genuine secret, perhaps emboldened by the applause of his progressive crowd. But then the backlash hit. Republicans called for impeachment, Homan threatened prosecution under federal law (Title 8, U.S.C. 1324, for those keeping score), and suddenly the story shifted.

By February 6, Murphy and his flacks were singing a different tune: it was all a misunderstanding, a hypothetical, a legal resident in his orbit who never actually lived there. If this is what happened, then he lied in the cleanup. The original claim was true, but he backpedaled to dodge the legal and political heat. That’s a lie of omission—or cowardice—at best.

Both possibilities paint a damning picture. If he fabricated the story from the start, he’s a political opportunist willing to toy with a volatile issue like immigration for clout. If he told the truth initially and then retracted it, he’s a flip-flopper who lacks the spine to own his actions when the stakes get real. Either way, the guy’s credibility takes a hit. And let’s not kid ourselves—Murphy’s no stranger to grandstanding.

This is the same governor who’s pushed New Jersey’s sanctuary-state policies, limiting local cooperation with ICE, and who once mused about turning the state into the “California of the East.” He’s got a track record of leaning into progressive talking points, sometimes with more swagger than substance.

The fallout exposes more than just Murphy’s loose lips. It highlights the absurdity of political discourse in 2025, where a sitting governor can casually drop a bombshell—true or not—and then shrug it off as a miscommunication when the blowback arrives.

Posts on X have been relentless, with users calling him out as either a lawbreaker or a fraud, reflecting a public that’s fed up with evasiveness. Meanwhile, his silence since early February (it’s now February 28) suggests he’s hoping the storm blows over. But it shouldn’t. Whether he lied upfront or in the aftermath, this isn’t just a gaffe—it’s a window into how he operates: say what sounds good, then scramble when it doesn’t.

Here’s the kicker: Murphy’s in his final year, term-limited out in January 2026. He’s got little to lose electorally, so why the charade? Maybe it’s ego, a last hurrah to cement his legacy as a progressive champion. Or maybe it’s just incompetence, a poorly thought-out riff that spiraled out of control. Whatever the motive, the result is the same: a governor caught in a web of his own words, where the only consistent thread is that something he said wasn’t true. Phil Murphy’s attic may not house an immigrant, but it’s certainly home to a growing pile of contradictions. New Jersey deserves better than that.

It sure would be nice if we can here the story one more time, from the horse’s mouth.

Barry C, Ocean County