Donald Trump has gone from serving Happy Meals on the ground to serving happy means on his private jet with America’s core group of future leaders.
If there’s one thing you can count on with Donald Trump, it’s his love for McDonald’s. Whether he’s hosting championship athletes at the White House or cruising at 30,000 feet in his private plane, the man knows his way around a Big Mac.
This weekend, Trump took his signature move to new heights—literally—treating his all-star guest list to a full spread of McDonald’s while jetting to the UFC fight in New York.
The lineup of guests was like something out of a fever dream: Elon Musk, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Tulsi Gabbard, Kid Rock, and House Speaker Mike Johnson. This eclectic crew, who might just represent the future inner circle of American leadership, dined on Quarter Pounders, Filet-O-Fish sandwiches, fries, chicken nuggets, and all the McFlurries they could handle.
McDonald’s Diplomacy: Trump’s Secret Sauce
Say what you will about Trump, but the man knows how to create a vibe. What better way to build camaraderie among a cabinet-in-the-making than over greasy fast food in a luxury jet? Forget Michelin-starred meals or fancy hors d’oeuvres—Trump’s menu of choice is quintessentially American, down to the last fry.
Plus, it’s strategic. McDonald’s is more than just a meal; it’s a Trump signature. He’s always been open about his love for the Golden Arches, calling it clean, reliable, and “perfectly safe.” For a group of political power players and cultural icons gearing up for a high-energy UFC fight, a feast of fast food sets the tone: this isn’t your average political meeting.
The UFC Night That Was Basically a Reality Show
Once the jet touched down, the real show began. The crew headed to UFC 295, where Trump took his usual front-row seat, shaking hands with fans, chanting “USA, USA” with the crowd, and even swapping pleasantries with UFC analyst and podcast king Joe Rogan.
Jon Jones defended his heavyweight title, and the fighter himself made sure to give Trump a shoutout and hand over his championship belt. Meanwhile, the venue was awash with Trump-branded energy, including a campaign highlight reel flashing on the jumbotron.
All the while, you can bet the future leadership core of America was still digesting their Big Macs and fries.
A Taste of the Trump Era, Extra Large
The image of a private jet filled with Big Macs and future political titans is the perfect metaphor for Trump’s style. It’s populism wrapped in a sesame-seed bun, served with a side of spectacle. It’s relatable, bold, and just a little absurd.
Love it or hate it, this is the Trump show. And if McDonald’s is the fuel that drives his political machine, who are we to argue? Pass the fries.