SEA BRIGHT, NJ – One Pizza Pizza Review is once again featuring the best of the Jersey Shore this week, Now in Sea Bright, Dave Portnoy visited Sea Bright Pizzeria and was mobbed by his new army of Tik Tok followers. He wanted them. He got them, but acted surprised about how they all magically appeared at the pizzeria.
After giving the pizzeria a 7.6, a fairly good score on his scale, which is sometimes seemingly random, El Presidente was accosted on Route 35 by the owner of Strollo’s Lighthouse Italian ice and homemade ice cream.
Portnoy was kidnapped by owner Jimmy Callano, whose uncle Tony started the business back in the 1930’s, selling ice cream and sausage sandwiches on the boardwalk. Portnoy gave Strollo’s a strong 8.2, but probably tacked on 3 or 4 points to not end up at the bottom of the Navesink River with a new pair of cement shoes.